so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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