I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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