My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
