You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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