I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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