every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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