Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have tasted many bathrooms
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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