My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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