Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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