the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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