Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm sobbing to NWA
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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