Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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