Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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