But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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