Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
only if we run a train.
done.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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