Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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