Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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