dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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