Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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