Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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