I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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