Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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