So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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