I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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