My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Randomize
