My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
How does one acquire holy water?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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