Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly