Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.