turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃