let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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