we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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