i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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