so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Randomize
