Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Michael Bay diarrhea
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
a search helicopter?!
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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