two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
