I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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