I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.