I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The feeling are messing with the penis
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?