Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I am naked and annoyed.