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I can't believe you blew on her face.

(1-662): View more from Mississippi

I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.

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(516): View more from New York

everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.

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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere

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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?

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Because she offered to bring a keg.

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And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.

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Your shit was massive.

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I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.

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If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.

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