Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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