Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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