Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
