Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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