its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Randomize
