Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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