That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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