I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my shit smells like andre
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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