I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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