id be glad to
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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