I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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