i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
