I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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