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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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