I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
