It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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