Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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