Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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