Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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