Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I deserve this hangover.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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