you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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