Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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